to have a beautiful singing voice I’m
talented okay I’m getting tired of this
how come I’m always the one who keeps
getting thrashed on let me guess
piggy it’s always him I’d have to be as
fast as a racehorse and as strong as an
elephant to ever get away from that guy
well let’s make it happen
yep what for real mm-hmm
keep talking what do I have to do it
you’ll have to do a little thing called
exercise let me ask you this question
super strong either are you just making
that up
no I’m not seriously take some notes
forty million years ago the great
ancestor of the horse was the size of
your average poodle and the ancestor of
the elephant was a tiny little thing
that looked more like a shrunken pig
than the big beast we know today
but the prehistoric world is a pretty
rough place just to stay alive horses
faster and elephants handling stronger
wow I didn’t know any of that but it
won’t work for me they took those
animals so guess who used to turn into
what they are now yeah good point
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how’s that gonna help we probably don’t
have time for you to evolve but you can
transform just drink one of these and
then concentrate really hard on the
animal you want to become and this will
work yep it’ll be effective for six
hours yeah it’s alright first I want to
try to become a horse well then you have
to focus your mind and think of horse
really trying to be calm
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ribbed or I’m on nothing happened you
think it’s gonna happen instantly
it’s altering every cell in your body
wait for it I’ll just drink another one
to speed it will become way too easy for
ya yeah well that’s kind of what I was
hoping for you’re transforming I’m
beginning to see the changes happen now
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complete I’m still kind of looking a
little scrawny here cuz you didn’t
concentrate you didn’t take the time to
be unclear horse you dork brains guess I
should turn back to normal for a bit
Wow transforming back is really easy huh
that stretched out all my clothes wait
wait who watch this so big cheese in the
empty lot
do it again do it again monkeys on a
pipe what did you just say not anymore
I’m not
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well that didn’t work out I gotta change
faster one bottles not enough I need
like to do Ramon’s not here perfect if
two is good then two more should be
better now I’ve got to do is memorize
every animal in these books
I’m like a walk-in sooo big gh will
never catch me now
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yeah that’s what I thought you big
babies oh man this is so cool no one is
ever gonna pick on me again this is
awesome
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I’m thinking I may be overdid it a bit I
should probably change back to the old
me this is the spot right sure is
something to scurried off behind those
pipes look one of these animals must
have eaten a child that’s weird there’s
nothing here now
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I didn’t even mean to change that time
all I did was look at a cat the next
thing I know BAM I just turned into one
man I should have listened to Doraemon
he told me I would start changing too
easily
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ah geez it happened again this is out of
control everything I see I turn into I
just want to be plain old Moby
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wait that cockroach was know me why do I
always make such poor choices then I
told you so all the time can actually
get a little boring
