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and that’s where i come in to save the
day with an amazing invention from my
fourth dimensional secret gadget
but things never turn out as planned
here we go again
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it is none other than
the legendary dracula
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the monster of the night quietly sneaks
up on the poor innocent girl
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and there he is
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[Laughter]
it’s going to get
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so you ran out of there so fast you
forgot your shoes
yeah
for crying out loud seriously it’s time
for you to man up nobody yeah but you
weren’t there that story speech told was
intense oh hey there sue come on in
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here
i brought nobody’s shoes by he forgot
them at sneach’s house oh thank you he
just left without him yeah well it was
quite a sight
that’s twice now that sue’s laughed at
me for this well you can’t really blame
her if i were there i probably would
have laughed too
what oh come on man
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come on wake up already will ya um
yes the middle of the night what do you
want
what the heck have you gone through
every game you have i tried to
sleep but i’m too scared
and how’s this my problem
check the hall before i go to the
bathroom please really and you’re how
old now
come on no matter what i do i can’t get
dracula out of my head
please
let’s put an end to this
cool you got a porta-potty gadget or
something
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you just put these things on and um i’m
sorry but this is gonna help me out
you become
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everything okay nobody huh it’s the
middle of the night what’s with all this
racket i don’t know
better
but why do i feel like i’ve forgotten
something
hey durham on i have this weird feeling
something scary happened but i can’t
remember what it was that’s cuz it did
but i sucked it away with the vampire
tip huh you did what the vampire kid
turned you into dracula but not one that
sucks blood one that sucks memories
so in order for you to sleep i sucked
away your memories of dracula really
cool
let me try
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this is awesome all right i’m going out
for a bit bye forget it but not this way
you aren’t your mom’s gonna freak out
when she sees this room clean it oh come
on that’s boring i’ll do it in the
morning
whoa
that window opened for me all on its own
i’m totally like the real dracula this
is a bad idea
i warned ya
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nobody
your shoes
yo you’re kidding me she’s even laughing
at me in her dreams i’m gonna fix that
huh
weird
i thought i’d close that window
all right now off this nietzsche’s
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house um
being scary is scary stuff
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okay then last stop big cheese
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oh yeah vampires and garlic cartoons
things that definitely don’t mix big g
must have had something super garlicky
and with the bed without brushing his
teeth that’s disgusting
what did he take a bath an onion and
weak old fish
well he is now i can’t get within two
feet of them
there that should do it
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that’s freaky why the heck am i all wet
and done nobody remembers me freaking
out about dracula anymore that’s good to
hear now give me back my vampire kit
oh yeah maybe tomorrow huh
that’s not the deal
well at least you’re not sleeping in a
coffin
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ah man you should have seen nobody
yesterday it was hysterical
it was so good tell me well you see
suddenly nobody just wait a sec what did
nobody do huh
yeah what did he do
he could have sworn he did something
super uncool and lame but what was it
you’ve got to be kidding you forgot your
homework again nobody go stand in the
hall yes mr s
oh wait a sec
all right i hope everyone took good
notes on that lesson because it will
definitely be on the next test
nobody why are you standing in the hall
come back inside
yes sir
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well hello there doraemon
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so then any explanations for the state
of this room yeah well there was you see
when nobody gets back from school the
two of you are to see me immediately
okay
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oh no that’s the look on her face where
she’s about to let me have it
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come here nobody yeah get in here at
once and sit down okay sure so then what
do you want to talk about
your bedroom it will it
it’s all um something that i’ve um
forgotten
jeez
and it seemed like it was important
man this kid is the best thing ever as
long as i make people forget stuff i’ll
get away with anything i want
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yes
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jeez he just won’t let it go with this
one yeah of course i’ll make him forget
he ever lent me the vampire kit
who’s up for some garlic pizza
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now time to make you forget you ever saw
this kit
gotta hurry
hey wait a sec there i’m on i could have
sworn i borrowed something cool from you
recently but i can’t remember what it
was well can’t remember things for you
really
no idea at all
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nobody for days
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hmm
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nobody wake up aliens have landed on the
roof of their handing out free smoothies
free smoothies
wakey waking
jeez this kid’s gonna nap his whole life
away
and i am just the gadget this’ll get his
lazy bones moving
it’ll make him exercise
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i’ll just hide it up here so we can’t
turn it off and quit why was i dreaming
about aliens and boy could i go for a
smoothie that was a great nap but i
better get a move on or i’m gonna be
late for my baseball game guess this
means that smoothie will have to wait
and i’ll get back to that nap later
no more napping for him today not in the
house of fitness it’s no pain no gain
let’s get physical
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hey where did noby go
well at least he got up
nobody workout time i can’t remember the
last time the two of us socialized but i
know noboy and your snitch are good
friends yes it’s true it’s good for
speech to play with the less fortunate
sometimes i guess look at your hovel
it’s so teeny and cute
um
please come on in no no don’t come on in
what’s the matter doraemon don’t be rude
to our guest i’m sorry he’s just kidding
you don’t understand if you come in now
you’ll have to get into shape not that
you’re not in shape already get into
shape doraemon explain yourself right
now well i’m not afraid of a little
exercise my life of luxury can hurt my
waistline if that’s the case then then
don’t say i didn’t warn you
welcome ladies to the house of fitness
my name’s home and i’m jim gym you ready
to sweat
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all right how bad can this be
let’s talk it this does seem kind of
strange we’re walking in place
yep the hallways become a treadmill
don’t stop you gotta keep moving
the agony
since you like to jump try the
trampoline
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i wish i had
turn it off yes immediately
is
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but this won’t stop me
oh i wish i had longer legs oh i’m sorry
can i get you a drink some tea oh please
don’t go to any trouble i wouldn’t want
to put you out
hey ladies wanna hang out
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don’t flip out just flip that’s easy for
him to say you shouldn’t complain dearie
i think it’s fabulous you can train for
free with all this equipment in your own
house why thank you
because you couldn’t afford my trainer
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oh what was i thinking i gotta turn off
that gadget before it kills me
this is tough for an athlete it’s
possible for you okay i can do this
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oh thought i am feeling a bit parched i
do have that iced tea yes that would be
lovely but can you make it to the
kitchen if you want that tea you’ll have
to make a run for it
what do you think i’m trying to do don’t
fly you have enough turtles to jump
already what’s wrong with these you look
a little jumpy
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the exercise was for nobody
i must say that was a good workout it
was but doraemon better stop it soon
about that drink i can get you tea but i
also have coffee pure blue mountain if
it’s coffee or a fine dealing if it’s
tea otherwise i’ll settle for water all
right then water it is
okay this’ll come in handy
make yourself comfortable i’ll get you a
delicious glass of tap water oh yum
don’t lay down 50 squats
hmm
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i assume you’d still like that water
right yes please thank you no drinks yet
tennis
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let’s get that water huh that would be
lovely hmm guess there’s no choice
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you’re so thirsty i’ll even drink that
direct from your tap i’ll hold this for
a sec sure
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this thing is stuck need refreshments
catch the breeze
that does feel refreshing yes indeed
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membership
forget to rhyme on i think it’s up to
the two of us to stop that machine do
you think we’re up to it we’ve beaten it
so far haven’t we you’re right let’s do
this
being determined is the first step but
can you make it up all these steps let’s
show them yeah watch us storm this tower
with super mom power
hmm give me a boost yeah
are you okay up there i’m glad you don’t
have a marble ceiling
feels like i’ve been climbing forever
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you should consider investing in an
elevator
you didn’t really think you were done
good job it’s just a hug skip and a jump
next up aquatics training
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look house that’s all the swimming you
get we’re done that’s right you’re not
done until you climb
i can’t climb anymore
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shut it down this minute here goes
boy what a great game i actually hit the
ball i didn’t get beaned in the face no
one left at my throat and never mind me
missing that catch exercising’s awesome
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what are you guys doing just laying
around being a bunch of couch potatoes
is just bad for you while you were
napping i got exercise and worked up a
good sweat we were exercising
we’re just tired
you must have done it wrong because
exercising made me feel better than ever
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