presenting our power packed Pokey
Evolution machine one
it’s the old Pikachu to write your sweet
dreams
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people
okay
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enough already and I was being a big fat
boss oh for a bit of delightful
diversion
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you can’t find a finder magic carp Now
isn’t that amazing yeah order now and
I’ll throw in three special gifts the
handsome small bowl set the smaller Bowl
set and this porcelain light fixture in
a cop
you’re none other than that malevolent
Magikarp salesman and we won’t be Fooled
Again of course not wanna feed bass what
we want is our money back we’re into you
for a small fortune or more dang I know
you I just love dealing with repeat
customers and are you in luck how would
you like to get in on the ground floor
of the next big thing what might that be
cardboard it’s what’s inside this
cardboard the Poke Evolution machine one
a Pokemon evolution machine
pulling our proverbial legs not peeking
this is the result of years of top
secret work do you realize the power of
having a billion dollar Corporation
backing you up hundreds of famous
Pokemon scientists have been doing
groundbreaking research and this is the
end result the cuttingist of Cutting
Edge technology now brings you the
contents of this cardboard case
foreign
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was completed but alas
the company was forced into bankruptcy
but I gave the workers the rights to
build these Miracle machines and they in
turn gave me everything I needed to
build one for myself
and that’s just what we have in here
the gift from a grateful Workforce to me
their savior
of course it comes with the case candy
and what they call in the evolution
business the brain of the miracle
machine but how is
how easy to make one of those things if
you can read simple directions and do
everything they tell you to even an
A-bomb can build it think people think
with this baby you can cause any Pokemon
to evolve wherever you want and whenever
you want guaranteed or your money back
my money back that’s honesty what would
you expect to pay for the instruction
manual and brain can’t simply bounded
these rubber band more than you think
wow this is like one of those science
kids I had as a child and after our
previous transaction I’ll sell it to you
wholesale
doing business
oh I forgot there’s one tiny little
detail don’t use the machine until a
week after you built it a whole week
machines like that need time to warm up
right right
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got a division and a way to make a big
fat buck let’s look as our heroes
continue to make their way toward the
Eterna City Gym the Gym’s location has
brought them back through Juba life City
excuse me we’re from Jubal lives to know
today show and want to know if you use
anything mechanical to evolve that
Pikachu of yours I wouldn’t do that so
then you must be from the B button
league right huh what’s the beat button
League anyway you’ve never heard of The
League it’s a group of coordinators in
jubalife city that compete for the top
coordinator spot without evolving their
Pokemon without evolving you really
haven’t heard of them their leaders are
well known for having the strongest
Magikarp and the loveliest fee bass wow
the strongest Magikarp huh sounds
awesome I’d love to see
do you think you could tell us where we
can find the button League
this is it
anyone here hi and welcome so is this
the B button League headquarters it sure
is would you like to join oh yeah
actually first we’d like to see what you
guys do here no problem my name’s Haley
and I’m the be button League leader I’m
her sister arly I’m Ash Scott I’m Don
and I’m Brock I know what the b stands
for with your looks sweetheart and yours
the only b word I can think of that’s
worthy of you two is beauty just imagine
spending every day together hand in hand
and working tirelessly for the B button
league and Standing Tall
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I heard the B button League had the
strongest Magikarp and the loveliest
creep ass too have a look
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this is my Magikarp
and this is my feedback wow they weren’t
kidding those two are awesome
Magikarp the fish Pokemon Magikarp can
live in the dirtiest of water it jumps
very well and can evolve into Gyarados
the bass the fish Pokemon although
extremely ragged it is a tough Pokemon
that can live in almost any kind of
water its evolved form is Milotic the
bee Mountain League believes there’s
more to a Pokemon than just evolving I
completely agree with that 100 so
without evolving them members of the
beat button League concentrate on
strengthening their Pokemon and
beautifying them
I think it’s kind of a neat idea of
course when a Pokemon evolves it
naturally becomes stronger and learns
new moves the thing is I love Magikarp
and I love my Feebas I don’t want my
Magikarp to change we want to teach our
Pokemon beautiful new moves without
evolving yeah I want Pikachu to get
stronger and not change
well if that’s the case the B button
League was made for you well I guess
Evolution does have its good and bad
points the world of Pokemon is pretty
complex sure is
weird it looks like a normal Magikarp to
me you can’t judge a Pokemon by its
cover hey it’d be awesome if you’d have
a battle with me and my Pikachu huh I’d
really like to check out your Magikarp
of course hey hold on I’d love it if
you’d go and give Piplup a shot yeah you
see I’ve wanted to check out how Piplup
battles in the water for such a long
time hey I’d like to see Piplup and
water too but against that Magikarp I’m
not sure well I’m sure that’s that now
hip-hop let’s go
thanks for holding may we help you who
are you people we decided to take the
beat button League guess so no step
further and organize the C button League
how nice aren’t we not only nice but
perceptive like knowing the b in your
name stands for victory
forgotten Victory is filled with a V so
it does perhaps the b stands for
Bulbasaur or blackmail or big blubber
mouth oh beautiful
bingo
so you’re the leaders of the beautiful
button league right why yes that’s right
so let us the CNC button stand for
I hate being put on the spot Seaside
smackers oh she sells seashells by the
sea by the Sea by the seashore League
quit while you’re ahead C is for crystal
crystal button wow we’d really like to
do an expose on UB buttoners so if you
wouldn’t mind we’re here to dig deep and
do a little research I’d like to take
some pics is that cool of course we were
just about to begin a battle between
Dawn’s Piplup and the world’s most
powerful Magic card today sounds like a
party to me
who will sit tight and bite our time
then we pluck Pikachu and give our
Pokemon evolution machine
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oh man whoa that was a powerful jumping
no you okay
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that tackle of magikarps was just too
strong guess it really is the strongest
that magic cops got Moxie to spare true
what’s done what’s playing now I want a
crack at that Pikachu what do you say
okay Ash whenever you’re ready well
powerful or not Magikarp has to be weak
against electric attacks probably okay
Pikachu Thunderbolt go
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sh
the quadruple somersault flip talk about
a gold medal move that Pokemon’s
probably got a pool full of gold medals
is tackle magic cards
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you okay Pikachu
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James a Magikarp evolves into a Gyarados
ride right
Gyarados this Magikarp would be
that baby would strike sheer bear far in
there what do you think of whipping out
our poke Evolution machine one and using
it on Magikarp for a test runs sounds
like fun driving around the block before
we blast Pikachu
yeah kick the tires
Pikachu use Quick attack
now magic cards
oh no Pikachu you okay
they both look exhausted whoa
man Worley’s Magikarp is one tough
Pokemon Rock when you said you weren’t
sure whose attacks would be the
strongest you were right
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my tears are magic carpet beyond words
but still I must be completely honest
and confess that it’s your beauty that
gives me a jolt the likes of which I’ve
never felt
almost
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attention please we’ve decided in our
infinite wisdom to put your Magikarp on
our expose front page D mutton members
will be thirsty C button oops in the
midst of my effervescent excitement I’ve
gotten one letter ahead of myself so
we’ll just set up our shot we won’t be a
second
yeah I really wanted you to see my
feedbacks in action too well after
seeing that Magikarp I’m sure your
Feebas is just as awesome
but first how does a little lunch sound
right we are ready when you are
perfect and the C button League oh dear
okay that’s our Pokemon what are you
doing now is that a two-word voice that
I hear that last was loud and clear on
the wind the Stars
bringing chaos at a brick neck base
dashing hope putting fear in its place a
rose by any other names just as sweet
when everything’s worse then our work is
complete Jesse and James
the do-gooders in their place we’re Team
Rockets
now it’s the R button please ours for
Team Rocket get with it and we’ll make
better use of your Pokemon than you
yo-yos could they don’t belong to you I
am back now I want fee bass too I’ll get
your Pokemon back for you too if I have
to use every ounce of strength I possess
which isn’t perfect
you’re usually right but this time you
might have gone a bit too far oh God
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Team Rocket’s balloon couldn’t have
gotten very far
let’s go
all right Team Rocket you are just in
time to witness something totally
evolutionary
presenting our power packed Pokey
Evolution machine one and guess what the
batteries are in concerning we’re spoken
what are you planning on doing in my
magic card with this sweet baby forcing
your babies to evolve we’re simply
making them an offer they can’t refuse
you can’t do that all right you give
both bebas and Magic card back to them
or else
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clueless don’t you realize these top
shelf Pokemon would be a lot taller
shelf if they evolved into Gyarados and
Milotic
course you don’t you can’t all our work
making them strong without them evolving
will have been a complete waste we like
our Pokemon exactly the way they are
right now which is exactly why we just
love doing what we do it’s Evolution
Time Rock and Roll Pikachu Thunderbolt
now
we figured some insulation was a good
investment of course that’s history when
we evolve Pikachu so stay tuned
now that you’re a captive audience why
not sit back relax and watch our machine
make some of its Mojo magic the future
is here now here comes Gyarados and how
please stop me
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it’s strange I’ve been reading
schematics for years I think you’re
supposed to know how to read white Feist
wait
wait once more
thank you
what’s it called no no
very strange it’s not out of the
question that the batteries they
included sat in the Box for too long but
wait we could employ our imprisoned
figure power and then we’ll simply
switch things around and Ratchet out
write you on up first no you don’t
we’re about to experience first hand how
change is good for the soul it’s the old
Pikachu to ride to switcheroo
they were cooking now because you know
my popular demanded direct you
Pikachu you’re okay
okay what’s your excuse this time I
think I just found a disclaimer here
device may take up to one week to
achieve complete Evolution oily use may
result in total failure or a total
failure
they said there may be total field right
you’ve got to admire a company with such
honesty
two iron tail
so for guys give it up that’s so fast oh
listen to this boy bees this unit also
doubles as a Mecca bite Mecca Bud wow
that is cutting edge one click on the
old remote we
thank you
it’s true
forget Evolution with this maybe we can
cause a revolution
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read the rest the unit only achieves
megabot status after successful
Evolution thanks for the warning you
know what I think we got ripped off
again I think it’s time for my Magikarp
to teach you three a lesson and you’ll
never want to hear the word evolve when
my fee bass finishes with you
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Pikachu Thunderbolt let’s go
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to impulse buying we’ve got a problem as
soon as we land I’m cutting up my credit
cards but the unbridled Joy of building
that kit made me feel just like a little
kid oh yeah like that’s a big stretch
didn’t evolve after all yeah everyone’s
still the same strong and beautiful
good luck and take good care and don’t
forget about us in the feed button
League okay right yeah goodbye
a surprise meeting with the most unusual
group of Pokemon trainers has given our
heroes yet another point of view when it
comes to raising Pokemon proving once
again that there are as many ways to
care for Pokemon as there are Pokemon
themselves and now it’s on the road to
flor Aroma town and Dawn’s next Pokemon
contest
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foreign
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